{"id":782,"date":"2015-11-21T20:49:43","date_gmt":"2015-11-21T20:49:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/olioweb.me.uk\/wordpress_marcus\/?p=782"},"modified":"2019-09-15T19:30:51","modified_gmt":"2019-09-15T19:30:51","slug":"haiku-for-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.olioweb.me.uk\/marcus\/?p=782","title":{"rendered":"Haiku for Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>HAIKU FOR CHRISTMAS<\/strong><br \/>\n(not entirely original)<\/p>\n<p>Worrying works wonders.<br \/>\nNothing I worry about<br \/>\never happens.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HAIKU FOR CHRISTMAS (not entirely original) Worrying works wonders. Nothing I worry about ever happens.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all","category-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.olioweb.me.uk\/marcus\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/782","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.olioweb.me.uk\/marcus\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.olioweb.me.uk\/marcus\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.olioweb.me.uk\/marcus\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.olioweb.me.uk\/marcus\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=782"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.olioweb.me.uk\/marcus\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/782\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.olioweb.me.uk\/marcus\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.olioweb.me.uk\/marcus\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.olioweb.me.uk\/marcus\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}